Floorcest...could it happen to you?

Here at 35 Fifth Ave, us Rubinites coexist in fairly close quarters. We eat together, study together, shop together, party together, and...sleep together? Nope. No, the fun stops here. It's all the rage and it's rampant; it's Floorcest. It's definitely convenient after a crazy night in the East Village or after sharing a cab home from that 18+ club, but is it worth the slew of awkward turtles that are sure to come your way the morning after? Us here at YTTTMHFSR say "No way Juan Carlos." Especially you Juan Carlos ;) Don't put your darling low cost triplemates in that desolate land of the Sexiled, especially if it's the friendly English major from down the hall that you met just last week. If you're desperate for action, don't hesitate to take a chance, explore other floors in our charming dorm! New and exciting people are just a flight of stairs away and if you're in the mood, don't forget to check out some of those mysterious explorations floors. One of my sources has also recommended the third floor, but that's certainly up to you if that's your thing. Another option, as we have recently experienced, is exploring a whole new dorm altogether! Yes, it's a little sketchy and you'll definitely need to make up a good excuse as to why you're creepin', but hey, what do you have to lose?

But back to my point, floorcest. If you choose to engage, say goodbye to those friendly pre-class waves and the occasional lunch buddy, they're gone. Is that what you're willing to sacrifice for one night of floorcest? I think not. Your floor is your family, just don't go there. It's brotherly and sisterly love, straight up. Enjoy your all nighters floor ten!

Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self,
Chutzpah