Imagine if we had had a pool earlier on in the year. Who would you assume would have gotten written up first? Perhaps PB? Perhaps Desi? or even Emerald? But no, it was the valedictorian of his senior class, a young bird thrown from his nest into the wild world. A young man, who does not swim in the ocean that is New York. That man, that wonder-boy who has been written up for both a noise violation and alcohol violation... is our very own Mao.
How is this even possible? Is it the influence of the ever-sober Juan Carlos? Duality is important here at NYU. Or perhaps the influence of the hammered P.B. sleeping on his bathroom tile floor knocked out all the time? Definitely amazing, the whole floor is in shock. What will happen next? Will his parents found out? Ni-hao ma. Only time can tell.
Much love,
Sexiled
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