Let's try to get some comments for some discussion, mmk? Everything looks so barren, so bleak, like the womb of some smoker lady who hasn't gotten any in sixty years. That reminds me, some bitch was on the elevator, right, and she presses 2. Are you fucking serious? WHO PRESSES THE ELEVATOR TO GO UP ONE FUCKING FLOOR?
Seriously. One fucking floor. If she had crutches, I could understand. Even if it was the third floor, I could understand. But goddamn.
ONE FUCKING FLOOR.
The stares on the elevator were quite obvious. Everyone's reaction ranged from:
"What the fuck?"
"That douchebag."
"What a fuckin' ho"
*eye roll*
*finger*
"Fuck that shit, that's gay."
to
"I hear she gets a rimjob everyday in the elevator."
The intense stares burned a hole in her as she nonchalantly left the elevator. Oh, and the third elevator sounds like there's a fucking train in the tunnel. I know for sure that I want to ride something as safe as that, right? I've tried warning everyone about it... But no one listens!
I was riding in an elevator for a model UN conference when all my friends decide to jump in. Bad fucking idea. It gets stuck between the 1st and 2nd floor, there's 30 fucking assholes in the elevator, people are yelling at each other, using up even more oxygen, and I just want to go to sleep. If you've ever watched the original Resident Evil movie, (that would be the one where it's kinda cool and not gay with Nemesis going around and doing kung-fu and shit) it was like that elevator scene when the woman gets decapitated when she sticks her head out the elevator door. Except that it wasn't being controlled by SkyNet or whatever the fuck the hotel had for a security system. Oh, and it didn't have nuclear weapons either. Or Terminator.
P.S. It's nice to see a lot of posts. It's bound to be good. Keep the comments coming folks.
P.P.S. Try to get profile pictures for your profiles. I have a nice Penguin. :)
Achtung baby,
Penguin
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2 comments:
It's called elevator courtesy. Never go up one flight. Ppl like that annoy me, but, when I'm in an annoying mood I would press all the buttons in the elevator just to see ppls reactions.
Oh superman, you are an asshole when you are in an annoying mood. But then again, I always want to throttle people in elevators who do that, and I'm not sure that's too polite, either.
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